Saturday, March 21, 2009

For Adults Only

Love Can...
Love can make all wrongs goes right.
Love can move mountains.
Love can add color to your life.
And love surely can remove underwears.

Lola't lolo
Lola: Alam mo honey kapag katabi
kita at nag- aalmusal tayo, nag-iinit parin ako!
Lolo: Paanong di ka mag-iinit,
eh nakalaylay yang dede mo sa kape!

Condom sa Napkin
Sabi ng condom sa napkin,
"Pag nagtrabaho ka, mawawalan ako ng negosyo
sa loob ng 7 days!" Sagot naman ng
napkin, "G***! Pag pumalpak ka naman
9 months tumigil negosyo ko."

Girl asked bf...
GF: If my right leg is your lunch and my left leg
is your dinner, which would you prefer?
BF: I prefer eating between meals...
GF:..Ahhhh…... hungry!..

Ang tunay na SMB:

*Sama Mo Babae
*Silip Mo Boobs
*Suklay Mo Buhok
*Salat Mo Butas
*Sipsip Mo Biyak
*Saksak Mo Balon
*Sakali Ma Buntis
*Support Mo Bata
*SMB!

Q: Pa'no mo malalaman kung taga-Dunkin ang ka-sex mo?
A: Pag ang sinagot - Sounds great! Tastes even better!

Man buying condom.
Lady: What size sir?
Man: Um, I don't know.
Lady: Okay. May I hold your penis for the size?
Lady: I think your size is small, wait, medium, wait, large. Oh, ah s***, give me tissue.

Woman in restaurant sees the chef flattening the hamburger with his armpit.
Girl: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Chef: You should see how we make the donuts.

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