Monday, March 2, 2009

"Hindi lahat ng 13 malas."

- 13th Month pay


"Anong akala nyo sa akin, mayaman?!

Nauubusan din ako ng pera!"

-ATM



"You never even thanked me for making you happy,

you just throw me away just like that...

I hate you you for using me,

for making my life full of s***"

-Toilet Paper



"Huwag po nating salubungin ang mga bumababa.

Hindi po natin sila kamag-anak."

-LRT Operator



"Napaka-unfair ng buhay sa mundo...

Bakit hindi ako pwedeng magmahal?!"

- Ukay-Ukay


One Response so far.

  1. Anonymous says:

    d sya funny

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