Tuesday, February 10, 2009

10 UTOS NG PAGLALASING

#1 Huwag makulit habang umiinom.
#2 Huwag matakaw sa pulutan.
#3 Huwag patagalin ang baso dahil may naghihintay ng tagay.
#4 Huwag uminom lang nang uminom. Kailangang bumili ka rin.
#5 Kapag umiinom, diretso sa tiyan, huwag sa ulo.
#6 Huwag biglang mawawala sa inuman. Magpaalam kung uuwi.
#7 Magtira ng panlakad kahit hinlalaki.
#8 Huwag matulog habang umiinom.
#9 Siguraduhing sa bahay ang uwi kapag nalasing.
#10 Huwag matakot sa asawa o girlfriend.

A young woman was having a physical examination and
was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."

"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said,
"Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."

A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some
minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see
how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who
entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his
pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention?" the
friend asked, "You look fine to me."

"I know!" grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind of formed a little fan
club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."


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