Saturday, February 21, 2009

Alcoholic

An Alcoholic Son Wrote a Letter
BEER Dad,

GIN na ako iinom ulit,
WHISKY kelan.
tiTEQUILAn ko na!
TANDUAY mo yan,
pRHUMis po!

Your SAN,
MIGUEL.

Madre at Pari

Pari: Halika sa sulok.
Madre: Bakit po, fader?
Pari: Sara mo pinto.
Madre: Wag po!
Pari: Patayin mo ilaw!
Madre: Diyos ko po!
Pari: Kita mo rosary ko. Glow in the dark!

Assignment

Student: Ma'am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako
sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
Teacher: Natural hindi.
Student: Good! Di ko po ginawa assignment ko!


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