Sunday, February 22, 2009

Baby

GF: Magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?
BF: Ah! Eh, kumpare ko yon! Lalake yon! Baby lang palayaw.
GF: Oh! Eto, replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang tarantado!

Bond Paper

Anak: 'Tay, bibili lang ako ng bond paper, ha!
Itay: Anak, wag ka ngang bobo ha.
Hindi bond paper ang tawag don!
Anak: Eh, ano po ba?
Itay: Anak, KOKONGBAN!

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