Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Nakatipid

Takbong pumasok ng bahay si Mario.
Pagud na pagod, pero masayang-masaya.
Nagmamayabang pa sa ina.
"Nanay! Nanay! Nakatipid ako ng siete singkwenta."
"Nakatipid? Paano?" tanong ng nanay.
"Aba'y 'di ako sumakay ng dyip.
Sumabay lang ako ng takbo.
Kaya't nakatipid ako ng seven-fifty!"
"Bobo ka pala, eh. Kung taxi ang sinabayan mo!"
"Eh di mas malaki sana ang natipid mo!"

Quizbee Pala

In a miss gay pageant...
Question and Answer portion...
Host: How can we uplift our economy today even though we are under economic crisis?
Bakla: (namutla) Mga bakla! Akala ko ba miss gay ito? Quizbee pala!

Seedless Daw

Nagbubungkal ng lupa si Erap para magtanim.
Akala ng nakakita niloloko lang siya dahil wala naman siyang tinatanim.
Bantay: Sir, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah.
ERAP: Bobo! Seedless ito!

Inner Row

Do you know INNER ROW?
What is INNER ROW?
Inner Row is that which comes before Pibrerow,
Marsow, Abril, Mayow...

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