Thursday, March 19, 2009

About Mind

Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Genius mind.
Newton: Extra ordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
ME? Never mind, as long as I’m cute, i don’t mind!

Pulis at Chinese

Pulis: 'Eto bayad ko sa kape.
Chinese: Aba, bakit ka bayad?
Pulis: Utos ni chief, wala nang kotong.
Chinese: Aba sige, simula ngayon hindi na ako dura sa kape mo.

Lasang Gas

Sa Isang Restoran...
Customer: Waitress! Ano ba 'tong binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas 'to ah!
Waitress: Kung 'yan ay lasang gas, kape yan! Ang tsaa kasi namin lasang pintura!

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