Thursday, November 18, 2010

COMPLETE VERSION

Dad: Anak bili mo ko soft drinks.
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Dad: Coke!
Anak:Diet o Regular?
Dad: Regular!
Anak:Bote O Can?
Dad: Bote!
Anak: 8 oz. o Litro?
Dad: Punyeta! Tubig na lang!
Anak: Natural o Mineral?
Dad: Mineral!
Anak: Malamig o Hindi?
Dad: Hampasin kaya kita ng walis?
Anak: Tambo o ting ting?
Dad: Animal ka!
Anak: Baka o Baboy?
Dad: Layas!
Anak: Ngayon o bukas?
Dad: Ngayon na!!!
Anak: Hatid mo ko Indi?
DAd: Patayin kaya kita?
Anak: Saksakin o barilin?
Dad: Babarilin!!
Anak: Sa Ulo o Tiyan?
Dad: Pesteeeee!!!!
Anak: Ipis o Daga??
Dad: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

the joke was so funny ohh i love this joke.....

Anonymous said...

this is awesome..... funniest joke I've ever read

Anonymous said...

nakakatawa hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

grabe ang saya naming pamilya tawang tawa na kami sa magandang joke na ito

Anonymous said...

hahaha...na ka2tawa tlga.

Anonymous said...

hahaha... ang ganda halos hindi ako makapaniwala kayang gawin iyon ng isang tatay sa kaniyang anak....

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