Monday, January 18, 2010

GMA jokes

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at syempre
PEKE ANG PRESIDENTE.

GMA saved from near death. She asked the man who save her what reward he wants.
Man: Wheelchair po!
GMA: Bakit wheelchair 'di ka naman lumpo?
Man: Kasi po kapag nalaman ni Itay na sinagip kita, lulumpuhin niya ako!

GMA kidnapped by terrorist demanding 5 million ransom or will set her
on fire. Any donations appreciated. So far, 200 gallons of gasoline
received and still increasing.

GMA met Obama.
Obama: Our Filipino chef at the White House is truly great!
GMA: Yup! Magaling talaga kami sa “LUTUAN.”

Kung nag GAY LANGUAGE sana sila GMA at GARCI eh di walang scam!

GMA: hallow gracia!
GARCI: uy mother ever! na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek.
GMA: bonggacious! eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba?
GARCI: flatshoes! winnie santos mama, wiz na sori mama eclavou na ever! na chorva na!
GMA: ang tarushki! maldita ka talaga vruha ka! eh di windra na naman watashi?!
GARCI: anufi ate..
GMA: osha ba, matsala, may premyado ka iha!

Bike Lanes

BF: Mam, pag na-install na ang mga BIKE LANES along EDSA, JOSE PIDAL
ang itawag natin. PGMA: Masyadong halata naman. Maganda kung BIKE
ARROYO!

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