Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Pinoy Jokes

Nanay:  Anak, 'di ka ba nahihiya?!
             Linis ako ng linis dito, tapos ikaw laro ka lang ng laro diyan?

Anak:  Inay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako nglilinis diyan
           tapos ikaw nglalaro dito?!.


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Misis Din Si Mister

Misis: Walanghiya ka! Bakla ka pala...!
          Baklaaaa!!!!!!
          Diyan ka na nga!!!...

Mister: Darling, saan ka pupunta?

Misis: Maghahanap ako ng tunay na lalake!!!

Mister: Dalawahin moh hah! Tig-isa tayoh....
 
        Haha!!

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Lasing

Lasing 1: Pare! Bibilhin ko yung
MOA at LRT bukas!
Lasing 2: Ayala malls at MRT
bibilhin ko eh.
Lasing 3: Weak! PLDT,
MERALCO, BDO, LANDMARK bibilhin ko bukas!
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. Lasing4: Kakapal ng mga muka
niyo! Sino maysabing
binebenta ko yung mga yun? 


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